Memories, Sweet Memories

I have been wanting to post this for awhile now but I keep forgetting. My good friend and college roommate for two years made a list of fun things we did so we could always remember the good times had. This was my second year at BYU-Idaho with roommates Kyla, Courtnie, Weezie, Noss, and Lindsay (wasn't that her name? She was engaged so we hardly ever saw her. And she was much too mature to participate in our ridiculousness.)

• John threw a big ball at Emily while she was eating a cookie so she choked on it
• Playing blind and not realizing people were watching us at our window...for several minutes, while we "watched" TV and had a blind dance party
• Noss standing on the couch and Kyla going to pick her up but then Noss fell on her and as Kyla was yelling Noss' belly muted her and instead made a zerbet/zerbert/raspberry sound
• Emily was trying to get her cookies down and they fell all over the counter then the floor and she was pretending to have a break down but then ended up really crying and went to the back leaving all the rest of us speechless...sort of.
• The blackout of 2004 when we all screamed as soon as the lights went out then stopped when they came on and then started when they went out again.
• Naming the fire works and then teaching them to roommates...
• Throwing the hard boiled eggs off the balcony trying to make it to the dumpster
• Throwing the math textbook off the balcony and trying to make it into Kyla's laundry basket
• The Ballympics- Seth's Seal, Martin's balancing on all fours, John's flying out the door
• Catching the ball with: two fingers, Tarzan hands, elbows, heads--Clark rolling the ball up Noss' body with his head
• Courtnie's 80's birthday party with Scott dancing to "867-5309" and pulling toilet paper out of his pockets that had a birthday message on it
• Weezie's "2 2" birthday party with the boys doing things of "2" like Austin spinning 22 times around a bat
• The "bad weekend" without the Pirate flag when all went wrong: couples breaking up and some couples on the verge of breaking up
• Noss and Courtnie's 16 hour date
• Having our couches flipped three times by different people and us taking pictures of it because we were so excited
• The prank war that never really happened because we took out all their lightbulbs and they didn't do anything back.
• Adam- inviting himself to things, staying past curfew, knocking that horrible loud rapid knock, hiding in the back sometimes when he'd knock. Kyla dumping him and him not coming back til the day before we left and then getting him to dance behind Weezie while whe sang like William Hung to "She Bangs"
• Eating sardines with Seth
• Playing steamroller lat one night and making it a difficult obstacle course by bouncing up and down for the next roller.
• Odd Talent Show for FHE
• Paper bag game showdown between Courtnie, Weezie, and Shaun
• The Stinky-but-delicious Pot Roast which made our apartment smell like urine/vomit/diarrhea all day but tasted so good when we ate it
• Singing goodnight with the guitar over the phone to boys in our ward
• Making farting/burping noises over the phone to boys in our ward
• Xandadu- nothing more needs to be said about this one
• Michael Jackson- learning "Thriller", watching "The Way You Make Me Feel" and concentrating on the beginning whe he yells "Hey!"; "You were scared" "Nah, I'm enjoying

• Kyla kissing the Chief of Police at McDonald’s…twice because the first picture didn’t take
• Going to Outback to get just cheesy fries as our meal
• Fat girl flipping us off on our way to DairyQueen
• Cupcake race to see who could make it the fastest also competing for accuracy, style and teamwork
• The Brownie race that started the cupcake race
• Michael Jackson- learning “Thriller”, watching “The Way You Make Me Feel” and concentrating on the beginning when he yells “HEY!”; “You were scared.” “Nah, I’m enjoyin this”
• Keyboard songs that we thought were so awesome and actually pretty good until we realized it was mostly because it was late at night
• “Johnny Snotty” being somewhat of our apartment’s theme song
• Tara’s birthday party that Emily and Kyla left early because Emily was pooping her pants, literally…just kidding…sort of
• Going to Salt Lake City to see Kyla’s family and finally meeting Mikey
• Noss hitting Sister Parkinson with the newspaper during the states game
• Our Quote Book
• Halloween cassette tape, primarily the select sounds of the man’s dying breaths and the scream that was in spurts
• Going out to eat sometimes just to get free napkins, lots of them
• The Monday Holidays: ugly shirt day, lobster day, middle name day, monotone day
• The psycho guys at the library that freaked Kyla and Emily out because they ‘hacked’ onto the computer and they didn’t know they were right next to them
• Weezie’s new hairstyle for Relief Society
• Making new bangs for ourselves like Noss’ 80s bangs and Courtnie’s asian bangs etc.
• Singing hymns loudly like men and then the neighbors below calling us
• The girls in 214 calling and pounding on the ceiling to get us to be quiet, especially Courtnie, the loud one
• Kara putting on chapstick

• Max’s proposal with the mix of Peruvian-Irish accents

Everytime I read this list I just crack up laughing so hard. I understand that obviously it won't mean that much to you but if there is a story you are just dieing to hear, let me know.